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Thursday, May 13, 2010

Wal Mart

Now I shop at Wal Mart cause its cheap and so do a lot of other people. The problem with the people there is that many of them are fat fucking pigs, that are generally too stupid or just plain fucking rude. Now I generally go to Wal Mart in the morning for 2 reasons, 1 to beat any crowds, 2 because all the fat retarded people that take up a whole aisle way and won't or cannot move out of your way somehow can't get their fat asses out of bed till around 1. My wife one time was trapped in an aisle way where 2 of these pigs where at both ends of the aisle way, of course when she tried to pass they wouldn't move, either they were purposely using their large bodies to block the aisle just to be that way or they were just so stupid they didn't realize a cart cant get past them. I think my wife eventually had to say excuse me and got past them. Although sometimes when you use politness with these pigs they take a major offense, one time I walked past one and politely said excuse me to one, she moved and 2 seconds later I could hear her bitching loudly to someone else "ah waznt eeven inn hiz waay" (which she was in my way and she knew it). I think they should offer training to all customers that are as wide as an aisle on how to move out of the way.

2 comments:

  1. Don't be talkin sheeet fool

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  2. This is completely true... This is why you do NOT shop at WalMart, Robert... You need to stay in the higher end stores like Kmart and Target...

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