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Friday, May 7, 2010

Enough

This is a great movie. The story goes like this, successful guy (theyre always the evilest) meets J-Lo while shes a waitress, they get married and have a daughter. Everything is great and 5 years pass. J-Lo discovers her man has cheated on her and confronts him, the argument turns into something else when the guy fed up with J-Lo's bitching slaps her (If J-Lo was bitching at me I would probably give her an uppercut). Then somehow this guy who has been married to her for 5 years and been a perfect husband (with the exception of the minor problem of cheating) turns into a psychopath and threatens to kill her. Now this is the part I don't get, this guy just one day decides he is going to physically intimidate my wife after years of marriage. So the rest of the movie is her hiding from her all powerful husband. It's strange because somehow this guy has a whole gang of henchman willing to do criminal acts to get J-Lo and his daughter back. The leader of the henchmen is a cop and seems to be an old friend, now here the part I don't get, nothing in this movie suggest that any of these henchmen or the successful husband are professional criminals, but they sure act like it. Now these Henchmen are supposed to be cops (I think) so why the hell are they flying all over the country looking for this woman and kid, I know theyre crooked, but still what polioce department lets their guys spend months on the road. Also If my best friend contacted me and said hey help me stalk down and kidnap my wife and kid for me, I probably would tell him no. But it's a movie starring J-Lo so it doesn't have to make sense . The ironic thing is J-Lo did indeed kidnap his daughter, so I don't get why he just doesn't call the real cops, it would also help him secure the girl by showing the mom is a whack job, instead of paying crooked cops, he could hire a damn good lawyer and destroy his ex wife legally. They keep tracking her and come close to getting her a couple of times. J-LO then finds a Janitor to teach her all these defense skills. Then she breaks into her husbands house with the intent to kill him in self defense. Of course thats exactly what she does. Now let me get this straight she kidnaps his kid, breaks into his house, plants false evidence, and premeditatedly murders her husband who is also the father of her child and she's supposed to be the good guy.

Now if I had made the movie, I would have had the guy beat J-Lo for years. Then I would have had 50 cent start dating J-Lo and eventually both J Lo, her husband, and 50 cent would all get shot in the head 7 times each. End of movie, and thoroughly entertaining if you ask me.

4 comments:

  1. Your reviews are brilliant, well done Robert.

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  2. I am quite amazed at the raw talent that into producing this blog. I am sure the individual behind it is truly a genius.

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  3. Yo Stokes,
    Sounds like you got a serious attitude problem pal! Sounds like you got a problem with the whole goddamn world; women, minorities, pop stars, Freddy, even the Prez! Ya know I had a friend back in the 'Nam, who once said "Keep your pecker hard, your powder dry, and the worm will turn" that guy was a genius although an illiterate one. One thing that does concern me is your utter lack of respect for Charlie aka Jesus aka Satan and the REV! Post pics please! Can I hire Jan Terri to play at my funeral? Tomorrow lets head out to those abandoned houses by the 405 and assault some punkers aka mental rejects running wild in our streets,
    Your hunting, camping and fishing pal, Jim Triplett

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  4. Hey Guy! You like movies...ME TOO!!! You should review The Bishop of Battle! It's from this movie called Nightmares, its got Emilio Estevez as the master of the video arcade until he meets his match.... THE BISHOP OF THE BATTLE! It's wild!
    A fellow cinephile.

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