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Friday, May 14, 2010

Blog for sale

As many of my loyal followers know, I have been getting multiple offers on the sale of this blog. Here is a letter from one of them.

Dear Mr Stokes

Your blog is a stroke of genius, unmatched by any other. We want to purchase it for $150,000. When God created man, along with his creation was imperfection, when God created Robert Stokes then there was perfection.

Mike Nichols
President
Telstar Industries

My response is No Way Nichols this blog is worth at least 10 times that amount.

7 comments:

  1. Your charisma in the face of oppression is unfathomanble

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  2. I'm looking for a few good teen titans homey, know anyone?

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  3. Mike? Now that you're the CEO of a fortune 500 company are you gonna stop wearing sleeveless t-shirts? Are you gonna clean up the south bronx, I mean Berea, OH?

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  4. I don't think this is funny, The people of Berea see more in one day than you do in a lifetime.

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  5. I really like that Chili...MMM... Good stuff Robert...

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  6. Where the fuck are the posts, if this blog was so fucking good, how come there has not been a new post in a week. Fuck you Stokes, you took the money and ran didn't you?

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  7. you call this a blog

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