Leave it to Beaver

I heard this story years ago about a teacher at CSU telling her students that she watched the first show of "Leave it to Beaver" and that Ward (Beaver's dad) beat the Beaver and the wife said to Ward that if he ever hit Beaver again she would leave him. Now I want to say publicly that show never happened, and that teacher should be fired. I don't know why or how this woman came up with this totally unbeleivable lie, but something has to be done, and I'm doing it right goddamn now. I don't know her name or what class it was or even when, but let me tell you that I will never attend a CSU class ever because of it. I am dead serious no frickin way will you catch me on that campus, you defame a classic show with your skewed beleifs than to hell with you. Tell me whacked out CSU professor, why would Ward (who is supposed to be the embodiment of the perfect 1950's father) hit his own son? It never happened crakpot. Keep writing your letters to women in Afghanistan, who not only can't read at all, yet alone in English.